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Door Jokes

You’re probably tired of sales pitches and informational articles – it’s time to take a breather and have a chuckle. Here are some of our favorite door jokes.



Who’s there?

A door.

A door who?

A door-able.

Ah hah hah hah! 


I worked at a revolving door company until I realized my job was going nowhere fast. 

Ah hah hah hah!


How do you know the song was originally written about a door lock? There are multiple key changes. 

Ah hah hah hah!


What do you call a zombie at the door?

A dead ringer!

Ah hah hah hah!


Why wouldn’t you want to live next door to a gardener?

Because the grass is always greener on the other side!

Ah hah hah hah!


Let us know what your favorite door or knock-knock joke is.

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